carly monkey sent me this to amuse me..................

Dribbleglass.com--Sex Scandal Rocks Wonka Factory

"VERY INERESTING, DOCTOR WATSON!"

Wanna Know It All?

So, You Think You Know Everything?

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/ 100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the
back of the $5 bill.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child
reaches 2 to 6 years of age!

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full
moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line
would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an
average of 6 months waiting at red lights.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or
purple.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament
building is an American flag

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never stop growing.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Rubber bands last longer when refri gerated.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and
"lollipop" with your right.

Typewriter is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
on one row of the keyboard.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel
that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube
and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every
letter of the alphabet.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely
solid.

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are
read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous":
tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels
in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks;
otherwise, it will digest itself.

... Now you know everything

List courtesy of Mindy Lueckeman...

cheers for the old gals.... this will make you laugh

http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf

 

 

Little Old Lady With Dangerous Umbrella

So I tried to dance along with this fella... he he he  it is a work out.. I could not do it!

YouTube - Evolution of Dance

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YouTube - Evolution of Dance

Strollerguy            hello     

nice to talk with you via computer.

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Humor is everywhere... just how you see it.

YouTube - funny jesus thing

Humor on this sunny morning ..............................Hmad just chatted to me from Morocco

hubby is off to walk the beaches and I am going to rollercoaster land... the amusement part.

I need some sun on my body!  I am full of happiness and laughter  Aloha!

YouTube - Funny Videos - You Sexy Thing

GRANDMA'S RULE

Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent
interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a
Metro station in DC:

"There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets 
on the evils of America.  I politely declined to take one.
An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young
(twentyish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely

declined."

"The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture

of friendship and in a very soft voice said, "Lady, don't you care about the 
children of Iraq?"

 

"The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my father died in

France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea,  and a son in

Vietnam.  All three died so you could have the right to stand here and

bad mouth our country. If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up

your ass and open it!"

     The 'NEW' Voting Machine                 

Had an editorial blog on here recently about THE IMPORTANCE TO VOTE  by Jorge

this is a reminder, or this can happen to us!!!

A little humor and a smile is good , it eliminates

stress .                              took a bike ride today, it does wonders for my life!

 I stress the importance of excercise emotionally and physically. 

 Have a nice day, Linda 

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                                         YouTube - Rube Goldberg Voting Machine

CUTE CUTE CUTE. . .BRIGHTER SIDE OF ME

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YouTube - age of aquarius

It is 10 am morning and I am chatting with Hmad in Morocco... he is my Moonlight... I have fixed breakfast for hubby... who moved in the brand new drum set to living room yesterday so...........I expect it to be noisy alittle while later with the house filled with MUSIC. 

I am just so happy to hear from HMAD... he is taking a smoke break and so I took advantage of this minute to speak to you nice folks in spaceland.. HELLO SPACELAND TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU ALL.....  IN LOVE WITH LOVE    IN LOVE WITH LOVE... THAT IS WHAT MY BROTHER USED TO SAY TO ME........THAT  IS WHAT I WAS TO HIM  PURE LOVE AND HE THOUGHT I WAS PHONEY BECAUSE I ALWAYS HAD A SMILE THEN ONE DAY HE SAID HE JUST REALIZED I REALLY WAS IN LOVE WITH LOVE AND WAS NOT PHONEY.. Hmmm  PONDER THAT!

This came from bored.comso does that make me bored?????????????????????????? or just crazy?????????????????????????????????????

Nose Pilot

I just could not help myself

                            this is funny, and I do live in

                                     a fun house             

how not to be  kiddies, this is wrong, wrong...

bad bunny , bad bunny  ..........................         

YouTube - Easter Bunny - The Other 364 Days

so if your not coloring easter eggs or chasing bunny rabbits         this is interesting brought it over from Mazi's space , been making my rounds of friends but running low on time here........so, remember if I missed getting to you my heart is with ya .  My wishes for everyone to have a wonderful weekend.  MY MOTHER~INLAW IS COMING... got to do laundry and clean the house, while watching and entertaining my sisters kids.......so I think I need an extra pair of handsHELPINGHANDS.......remember to help your friends and be good little buggers (as they say in England  WOO HOO!!!!)

The Art of Motion - Google Video

EASTER IS CLOSE, SO HERES SOME ROCK N ROLL BUNNIES SINGING FOR YOU.......................

AGAIN THANKS TO DAVE, LOL

MadBlast

Good Morning. . .      not much happening yet , I just woke up. 

                                     need some coffee.......but the sun is

                                                    shining in my window!

                                            Oh, yes Dave sent me silly 

                                                    Easter Card hehehe cute!

                                                        So check out this site

                                                            LATER. . . . 

MadBlast

for MAZI

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WHEN i COME ACROSS WILD  FEATURES i ADD THEM TO MY ENTERTAINMENT SECTION, WHICH BY NOW SHOULD HAVE A WIDE SELECTION OF FUNNY OR 'NOT' STUFF. 

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